Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.
So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s:
"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."
We’ve received your message.
Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????
THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
cool fun reminder that the gender binary is garbage and the entire concept of biological sex is inherently immensely flawed and should also be put in the trash
i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
stretch marks are really just a natural tattoo of the way the sun reflects on the ocean, and if you aint praising that you missing out.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about