Augie. 19. They/them pronouns. Firstie at Mount Holyoke College, hailing from Massachusetts. Hella queer non-binary feminist and spectrum explorer. Hardcore nerdfighter with a penchant for sarcasm, punky haircuts, and crying over books. Apparently an adult but pretending not to be.

 

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

believeinprongs:

Hold up 

So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s: 

"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."

We’ve received your message.

Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????

THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

babylizard:

cool fun reminder that the gender binary is garbage and the entire concept of biological sex is inherently immensely flawed and should also be put in the trash

http://caroldanverz.tumblr.com/post/83728479912/spuzz-i-want-a-story-about-brooklyn-residents

spuzz:

I want a story about Brooklyn residents and their POV after Steve moves back and is an Avenger and fighting and then coming home to Brooklyn and everyone simultaneously unphased and blasé but also alternately super protective and proud of their hometown hero.

And like Steve is just…

I know Falcon’s suit is going to evolve and I’m hoping it evolves into red spandex,” he said. “I’ve been working really hard on my body and was very disappointed when I didn’t get a copious amount of spandex to wear while shooting this movie.

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

effyeahnerdfighters:

fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

Congratulations, John!

effyeahnerdfighters:

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

Congratulations, John!

(Source: shailenewoodleysource)

zooborns:

Otters Pups Get First Checkup at Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo

On February 15, four North American River Otter pups were born at Connecticut’s Beardsley Zoo! The babies recently had their first veterinary exam, revealing that they are two females and two males. So far, everyone is healthy, and they should be starting their first swimming lessons soon.

Learn more at Zooborns.

kenobi-wan-obi:

stretch marks are really just a natural tattoo of the way the sun reflects on the ocean, and if you aint praising that you missing out.

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: lotusrootsoup)